THE DAY I HATED SCHOOL. I was asleep snoring ng'rrorrr ng'rrorrr.The chicken shouted 3 times.I opened 1 eye & left the other to sleep a bit.I was wishing i had slept with my uniforms putted on but i realized if wishes were chickens beggars wld be laying eggs.I woke up ...with only 1 eye openn & i was looking wherethe pramastof was put,i wash my face.I cooked a tea without milk.I drank the tea haphazardy & hurriedy with a piece of sadza which had remained last night.I put on my uniforms & then painted myself with fat & becoz therewas no kiwi i had to paint my shoes with fat to.I took my paperbag put books & pens then ran everything.I beated the 1st corner hardlythen as i was beating the 2nd corner i heard the school bell cry nkgrirriririri ngkririrriri! I knew my buttocks were on fire 4rm teacher on duty.When i reached the gate!! You dont want to know!! Mr Dube was standing at the gate witha big black hozpipe.I was so afraid dat i almost urinated.I was asked ''Y are u late?'' i said my pramastof was poured with water last night'' teacher asked ''What had datto do wit your coming to school late?'' I told him the stove was late to burn so it delayed cooking strong''he said ''dat is no excuse!!Touch your toes to greet the world'' I started to remove my shoes so i cantouch the toes but he told me i just meant bend.He gave me the 1st beating on my buttocks,he hehe it was hot & boiling,i dried dat 1.He gave me the 2nd one papa!!dis one was much hotter & i started hearing to cry.When the 3rd one was given to me i heard somuch pain dat i touched my buttocks.Teacher Dube said ''You have erased dat 1,i will haveto give u another 1'' When i was given the 4th 1 tears started getting out of my eyes uncountallably.The teacher said ''You removing tears 4 who?Idnt want to see even a smell of tear,ran to class & dont late tomorrow!!'' My buttocks as i went to class were hearing as if sitting in a burning pramastof.From dat day i sware i'l neva come 2 skul late

THE DAY I HATED SCHOOL. I was asleep snoring ng'rrorrr ng'rrorrr.The chicken shouted 3 times.I opened 1 eye & left the other to sleep a bit.I was wishing i had slept with my uniforms putted on but i realized if wishes were chickens beggars wld be laying eggs.I woke up ...with only 1 eye openn & i was looking wherethe pramastof was put,i wash my face.I cooked a tea without milk.I drank the tea haphazardy & hurriedy with a piece of sadza which had remained last night.I put on my uniforms & then painted myself with fat & becoz therewas no kiwi i had to paint my shoes with fat to.I took my paperbag put books & pens then ran everything.I beated the 1st corner hardlythen as i was beating the 2nd corner i heard the school bell cry nkgrirriririri ngkririrriri! I knew my buttocks were on fire 4rm teacher on duty.When i reached the gate!! You dont want to know!! Mr Dube was standing at the gate witha big black hozpipe.I was so afraid dat i almost urinated.I was asked ''Y are u late?'' i said my pramastof was poured with water last night'' teacher asked ''What had datto do wit your coming to school late?'' I told him the stove was late to burn so it delayed cooking strong''he said ''dat is no excuse!!Touch your toes to greet the world'' I started to remove my shoes so i cantouch the toes but he told me i just meant bend.He gave me the 1st beating on my buttocks,he hehe it was hot & boiling,i dried dat 1.He gave me the 2nd one papa!!dis one was much hotter & i started hearing to cry.When the 3rd one was given to me i heard somuch pain dat i touched my buttocks.Teacher Dube said ''You have erased dat 1,i will haveto give u another 1'' When i was given the 4th 1 tears started getting out of my eyes uncountallably.The teacher said ''You removing tears 4 who?Idnt want to see even a smell of tear,ran to class & dont late tomorrow!!'' My buttocks as i went to class were hearing as if sitting in a burning pramastof.From dat day i sware i'l neva come 2 skul late

A very poor woman called a Christian radio station asking for help. A bad, evil man who was listening to this radio program decided to make something out of it. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy food and take to the woman with the following instruction., '' when the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil.'' when she arrived, the woman was so happy and she started putting the food inside. The Secretary asked her.''dont you want to know who sent the food''?. The woman answered. ''no , it doesnt matter, coz when GOD orders, even the devil obeys.

A very poor woman called a Christian radio station asking for help. A bad, evil man who was listening to this radio program decided to make something out of it. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy food and take to the woman with the following instruction., '' when the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil.'' when she arrived, the woman was so happy and she started putting the food inside. The Secretary asked her.''dont you want to know who sent the food''?. The woman answered. ''no , it doesnt matter, coz when GOD orders, even the devil obeys.

The first 52 seconds after sex is important because thats when a woman needs to be held the most, to be ensured that she's appreciated and that her man cares about her heart the most. She really enjoys the goodnite kisses and thats the part of the night she loves the most, because a woman doesn't wanna feel used after sex...thats the type of feeling that makes a woman hurt the most!! See good men ...pay the price for all the trouble that fake men have caused the most, so when we get a good woman we love her hard to make her forget about the cowards that made her cry the most...And when a man really loves a woman he accepts her kids as his own,and even if her credit is badhe won't stop cleaning it up untill he gets a home. Real men love strong, and real men love God too much to live wrong and thats why somany good men are married.Making love outside the balcony in the rain because they married, strawberries whip creme everything on top because they married. A Real man buries his past and focuses on the woman he's with, even if she's just his girlfriend he still respects her and treats herjust like a gift. >>> And these are the kind of things real men say >>>Baby dont worry about it ill sell the rims on my car to pay our rent, i love you more than material things and i will never quit. Yeah baby i messed up and i admit my wrongs, i was a boy when we met but now im a man and im sangin a different song. Im taking this job cause i love my family even though it only pays minimum wage, but that will get us byuntill i find something better and baby ill never leave you or walk away

A guy has been admiring his neighbour's wife. The neighbour's wife always give him this seductive smile. The guy didn't know how to approach the lady. He was afraid. One day the lady herself met the guy alone in ... his apartment. GUY: Hi LADY: Hi GUY: Is everything alright? LADY: Yes. Just need littlehelp from you (Smiling seductively.) GUY: Wow! Anything for the angel. LADY: I...I...I...jus t don't know how to say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if you say no. GUY: Oh my lady. You don't have to. I am ready to do anything for you. LADY: You know, it's beenover 3 weeks since my husband travelled... GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes! LADY: And even when he'saround, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities... GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell! LADY: I know you'll be stronger than him... GUY: Sure. LADY: Can you help me? GUY: Wow! Now? LADY: Oh thank goodness!that's why I came to you. Can you help me carry my deep freezer from the parlour to my kitchen?

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be. That’s when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down. But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself. There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them. Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are. So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be. Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.