A lady unzipped my fly

In Kencom bus stage a beautiful young lady was in da route.48 que. Dressed up 4 work, she waswearing a very tight miniskirt. As the bus rolled up and it becom her turn to get in the bus, she becom aware that her skirt was tootight 2 allow her leg 2 come up to the height of the bus' 1st step. So slightly embarrassed andwith a quick smile 2 the shuttle conductor she reached bhind her, and unzipped her skirt alittle thinking that this would giv her enough slack 2 raise her leg. Again she tried 2 make the step onto the bus 2 discover she still cld not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached bhind her andunzipped her skirt a little more. And 4 2nd time she attempted the step and onceagain, much 2 her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the conductor she again unzipped the offending skirt2 giv a little mo slack and again was unable 2 make the step. About this time the big Mnati(plabs george) guy whowas behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him"How dare u touch my body!!Na hata hunijui!!" At this tim the mnati drawled,"yah ma'am, i would agree with u but after u unzipped my fly 3 times, I kinda figured unanidai."

Put yourself in the teacher’s position and think about what You would say after hearing this. In a second grade class, a little girl asks, Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant? How old is your mother, dear? asks the teacher. Forty. she replies. Yes, dear, your mother couldget pregnant. The little girl then asks, Can my big sister get pregnant? Well, dear, how old is your sister? The little girl answers, Nineteen. Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant. The little girl then asks, Can I get pregnant? How old are you, dear? The little girl answers, I’m seven years old. No, dear, you can’t get pregnant… Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, See, I told you we had nothing to worry! about. The teacher fainte

its strange

1.Isn't it strange how a 500bob
Seems like such a large amount when
You donate it to church, but
Such a small amount
When you go shopping?
2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
You're at church, and how
Short they seem when you're
Watching a good movie?
3. Isn't it strange that you can't
Find a word to say when
You're praying,
But you have no trouble
Thinking what to talk about
With a friend?
4. Isn't it strange how difficult
And boring it is to read
One chapter
Of the Bible, but how easy
It is to read 100 pages of
A popular mag or ol entire fb quotes?
5. Isn't it strange how everyone
Wants front-row-tickets
To concerts or
footbal/rugee game, but they do whatever
Is possible to sit at the last
Row in Church?
6. Isn't it strange how we need to
Know about an event for Church 2-3
Weeks before the day so we can
Include it in our agenda, but we can
Adjust it for other events at
The last minute?

Business Mind

A Kikuyu couple both age 37,went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, 'What canI do for you?'
The man said 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished having the intercourse, the doctor said
'There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.',
and charged them Kshs 1400.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make
an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, and pay the
doctor then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, 'Just exactly, what are you trying to find out?'
The man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we
can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. At the Guest
House they charge Kshs 2500. At the hotel they charge Kshs 4500 .We do it here
for Kshs1400, and I claim it back from Medical insurance