A lady unzipped my fly

In Kencom bus stage a beautiful young lady was in da route.48 que. Dressed up 4 work, she waswearing a very tight miniskirt. As the bus rolled up and it becom her turn to get in the bus, she becom aware that her skirt was tootight 2 allow her leg 2 come up to the height of the bus' 1st step. So slightly embarrassed andwith a quick smile 2 the shuttle conductor she reached bhind her, and unzipped her skirt alittle thinking that this would giv her enough slack 2 raise her leg. Again she tried 2 make the step onto the bus 2 discover she still cld not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached bhind her andunzipped her skirt a little more. And 4 2nd time she attempted the step and onceagain, much 2 her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the conductor she again unzipped the offending skirt2 giv a little mo slack and again was unable 2 make the step. About this time the big Mnati(plabs george) guy whowas behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him"How dare u touch my body!!Na hata hunijui!!" At this tim the mnati drawled,"yah ma'am, i would agree with u but after u unzipped my fly 3 times, I kinda figured unanidai."