RoseMary arrivd hom frm work early 1day n found ha huzy, Sam Steppah,in bed wth another gal.
"That's t!" she shoutd, "am leavin n am nt comin bak!"
Sam Steppah:Wait hon he pleaded Can't u @ least lemmi xplain?"
RoseM: Fine, let's hea ur story.
Sam: Well, I was drivin hom when I saw ths poor gal sittin @ the side of the rd,barefut,torn clothes,covered in mud n sobbin," e "I immedtly tok pitd ha n a...sked if she wld lik 2 get cleand up.She got into the car,brot her hom.Afta shower,gav ha a pair of the underwear tht doesn't fit u anymor,dress tht I bot u lst yr tht u nevr wore,shoes u bot bt nevr used n even gave her som of the chicken u had in the fridge bt didn't serve me."
"Then," Sam contind, "I showd ha 2 the door n she thnkd me.As she was walkn dwn,she turned around n askd me, 'Is there anything else ur wife doesn't use anymore?'"
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