visitor

Husband to his wife: honey, I invited a friend home for supper.

Wife: What!? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didnt go shopping,ol the dishes r dirty,an I dont feel lik cookin fancy meal.

Huz: I know ol that.
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Wife: Then y did u invite ur friend 4 supper?

Huz: Becos the poor fool is thinking about getting married.