twisted penis

In a public loo;

Jaymo glanced over and noticed that Roba's pen*s was twisted lik a
corkscrew.

... Jaymo: I've nver seen 1 lik that be4!.
Roba: Like what?

Jaymo: All twisted like a pig's tail.
Roba: Well, what's urs like?.

Jaymo:Straight,like normal.
Roba: I thot mine was normal until I saw urs.

Jaymo finished pee-ing n startd 2 give his old boy a shakedown prior
2 putting t back in his pants.

Roba: What and why did u do that for?.
Jaymo: Shaking off the excess drops.

Roba: Damn! and all these yrs I've been wringing it!